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It’s a boy/girl!

I don’t like surprises.

I don’t like to NOT be in control.

This is probably the reason why the only time I have muttered the words “I’m pregnant” in the last 14 weeks was to my husband on my cell phone while sitting on an ER gurney to get my thumb x-rayed, at least I think that’s how it went… I may still be suffering from a slight case of post traumatic stress disorder.

I still don’t feel like I’m in control of this.   I am still in shock.  I’m still trying to prepare myself for this next journey.

So, when people ask if I’m going to find out if it’s a boy or a girl…

Me?  Control freak?  Not find out the sex of a baby?  It’s laughable, really.   Hell YES, I’m going to find out!  I’ve had enough surprises.

And I’m not a fan of yellow and green.   Or referring to a baby as an “it” or some goofy gender neutral nickname like “noodle” or “pickle”.

I will find out on June 1 whether I will have baby balls to contend with or more estrogen and drama.  But that’s just a formality.  I know what I’m having and it’s fairly scientific.

I was not sick with my boy pregnancy at all and I was as sick as a dog with my girls- from DAY ONE!

This time, I had NO idea I was pregnant until the ER doctor informed me in my 6th week- NO SICKNESS, whatsoever (boy)… until 2 weeks later.  Now, food repulses me- I cannot watch Food Network without really testing my gag reflex.  Everyone around me is suddenly wearing too much fragrant lotions and perfumes, or smells like bacon(girl).

So, I think it’s obvious.  Hermaphrodite.


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13 comments to It’s a boy/girl!

  • LZ

    Congrats to you! Good luck for an easy, uneventful pregnancy!

  • OMG! You’re hilarious! I never had morning sickness with my 2 boys but I was really sensitive to smells. I never had a girl to compare pregnancies. Hope all goes well!!

  • I’m so stoked for you, lady… yay!!

    And I hear you on NEEDING to know the sex in advance. I mean, please. NECESSARY!! Oy.

  • Mebbe its twins… {mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!}

  • LOL…you are so funny…..i was gonna say twins as well…but didnt want you to break up with me…CONGRATS TENA!

  • tena

    I have had an ultrasound and it is only 1!

  • You’re doing the right thing. The world needs more hermaphrodites.

  • Ash

    Oh my word, you’re hilarious.

    Two boys here, barely sick. However, almost everyone I know who has a “blessing in disguise” baby, have girls.

    So yeah, I’m thinking you’re on the correct track with hermaphrodite.

  • Oh my! I can’t wait to hear which way this is going to go! Good luck!

  • I am so glad you came to this conclusion scientifically! So, I like the name Pat :)

  • Jennifer

    I had to laugh when I read your post. I was sick for the whole pregnancy with my girls. With my boys I wasn’t sick more then a couple times. It’s miserable. I hope your feeling better soon

  • I was the same way with my pregnancies- especially my first that was a total SURPRISE (and not in a yay! we’re having a baby kinda way) lol

    I said the same thng-Im done with surprises. I need to know — boy or girl!

    I cant wait to hear the big announcement next month… maybe theres 2… JUST KIDDING! (I know .. thats not funny. .. Ill go away now.) ((Hugs))

  • oh my word… this is EXACTLY what we need around here. i am so in love with you and can’t wait to point and laugh for the next few years!!! actually, i am so excited for you… as much of a surprise this is, you are going to be one awesome baby mama.

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