Where have I been? I’ve been here. Moping. Avoiding. Hiding. Wearing flannel pants and my husband’s sweatshirts sans bra- so- obviously, being pretty fucking sexy.
I’ve been trying to think of the profound thing, the funny thing, the perfect thing to share. I never found it. And so I stayed away. Then I stayed away a little longer. Then I watched Rehab Party at the Hard Rock Hotel Marathon and got really depressed and ate a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Regretfully, this is not the post that I reveal my grand discovery. My comeback. My cute anecdotes. The answer to all life’s questions.
Everyone’s been busy. Apparently I’m just not as good at multi-tasking as I thought I was.
So no explanation and only a few excuses. Just a slight peek from under my fleece blanket to let everyone know I’m here and as unstable as ever, which is perfectly normal. My husband is back at work now from a 15 day Holiday vacation and in 2 days the kids will be back at school and I can start my new year of insanity.
Most of 2009 was spent in the wake of 2008. I resolve to stay above it all and beat 2010- 2008 and 2009 kicked my ass. I resolve to eat soup more and less cake. And when I get off of my ass- watch out gym!
I can’t even imagine what would happen if I took my ass to a gym!
What’s a gym?!
Lord I’m jealous your hubs is back at work.
Counting the hours.
Well GOD Girl… I thought you went and fell off the earth…glad to hear you are going through the same damn things as me… I am in a F.U.N.K… big time!
Glad to see you back on here, been a little worried! As lame as it sounds- getting moving(going to the gym or for a walk or whatever you can manage), will jump start you. It’s always put me in a better place. Happy to see you posting again!
Tena, Tena, Tena….does your weather blow ass like KC’s does? Ugh.
Happy 2010 unmet Twin!
Just stopping by to wish you a happy new year
I think the longer you blog, the harder it gets to come up with content, cuz you’ve told all of your stories, ya know? I’m just glad to know you’re keeping in touch:)
Glad you are back even if it is just to say you are not really back.
I know I am way late in replying to this because this is an older post. I have actually been following you for about 6 months…not physically obsessively folling..blog following. I don’t want you to think I am some kind of weird-o. I have just never commented on anything because I guess I didn’t feel I had much to say. Reading this entry again…I can tell you that 2009 can go fuck itself! I could not wait until January 1st, 2010 so that I could officially put 2009 behind me. Here is to a wonderfully neurotic 2010 (insert margarita glass)! Cheers!