I’m very bitchy lately… hopefully this will pass, but for now- everything is pissing me off. Just ask the collections agent that I called a cunt on the phone. Even though she deserved it.
I’m getting annoyed with the people that leave motivational quotes on their Facebook status and wish I could punch them in their optimistic faces.
People on Facebook that leave status updates like: my sweet darling Charlotte just took a poopie in the potty and then looked at it and said mommy it looks like a monkey. Ha Ha. LOL. LMBO. She’s too funny.
Uno’s Chicago Grill is following me on Twitter and every time I see a tweet from them, I want to go to there and eat a deep dish prima pepperoni individual pizza which is like 2500 calories and apparently that’s not in my diet plan!
It could be the fact that I haven’t had sugar in 5 days. Or that I still have 2 kids home from school. Or that I had to listen to kids fight all day yesterday when all I wanted to do was watch reruns of Will and Grace. Or that I tried to apply for a job yesterday online and didn’t have 1 person that I could use an “employer reference” since I haven’t worked in 12 years and every place that I did work is now closed down.
On the bright side, I haven’t cheated one bit on my diet and have exercised 3 times this week. I have a new episode of Jersey Shore waiting for me in my DVR.
Have a nice day.
oh man, i am about to delete my twitter account. i have decided i can no longer tolerate all the gushing. i’m so over it. but then again, i am at about the 24 hr mark of being sugarless.
hey maybe we could start some sort of housewife to workforce employment scam where we offer our services as “references” for peeps like us who have no one else to turn to.
You’re like the third person who has referenced “Jersey Shore” today – evidently I’m missing out. Then again, half my family still lives there. Do I really have to watch more?
I’m with Deb – I’d gladly be a reference.
Down with Twitter.
so i shouldnt ask about your sss gift? LOL sorry couldnt resist did I miss the post? did you not receive?
I just am about to delete my twitter account as well alls thats on there is tiny urls to another tiny url…
hugs Tena
We like you, cranky or not!!
5 days without sugar!?! How the heck do you do that?
love the warning.
If it helps any I always get annoyed with those “I love my life, life is good” or “My family is amazing I am so blessed” people.. not that i dont feel fortunate myself, but come on’ people — its just not THAT sunshiney every freakin day. lol